W.T.F

You know,i found this chick.I never forget why I can still remember the first time we meet.

REMEMBER THE 1ST TIME WE MEET

IT WAS RAINY DAY,I  STOPPED MY CAR AT THE PARKING

U WERE AT THE WINDOW,

I OPENED THE WINDOW & U SAID

HI ToUGH MAN.... 

I answered

Do U WANT TO COUPLE WITH ME  

                 

THE HOT CHICK SAID

NO,MINTA SEDEKAH BOLEH..................

S.P

Special Bird

One day,there was a people name James.He buy a special bird.


But his friend said to him 'Why do you think this bird is special'


James answerd 'Look at this'


He pull up his right hand and the bird sing POP music


When he pull up his left hand the bird sing NASYID


James's friend want to try out but raise up both of his hand.

The bird sing  ' One... by one.... you stupid @#$  h@#$ '

Funny Bitz!!!!

FUNNY CHEWING GUM JOKES & PUZLE


This is a joke about chewing gum but at the same time it puzzle


Q : How did the chewing gum CROSS the road ?


The answer actually is simple,you all know that when people toper chewing gum,it will stick to the shoes and maybe the chewing gum will stick to road.
That is how the chewing gum cross the road