W.T.F

You know,i found this chick.I never forget why I can still remember the first time we meet.

REMEMBER THE 1ST TIME WE MEET

IT WAS RAINY DAY,I  STOPPED MY CAR AT THE PARKING

U WERE AT THE WINDOW,

I OPENED THE WINDOW & U SAID

HI ToUGH MAN.... 

I answered

Do U WANT TO COUPLE WITH ME  

                 

THE HOT CHICK SAID

NO,MINTA SEDEKAH BOLEH..................

S.P

Special Bird

One day,there was a people name James.He buy a special bird.


But his friend said to him 'Why do you think this bird is special'


James answerd 'Look at this'


He pull up his right hand and the bird sing POP music


When he pull up his left hand the bird sing NASYID


James's friend want to try out but raise up both of his hand.

The bird sing  ' One... by one.... you stupid @#$  h@#$ '

Funny Bitz!!!!

FUNNY CHEWING GUM JOKES & PUZLE


This is a joke about chewing gum but at the same time it puzzle


Q : How did the chewing gum CROSS the road ?


The answer actually is simple,you all know that when people toper chewing gum,it will stick to the shoes and maybe the chewing gum will stick to road.
That is how the chewing gum cross the road

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

 When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who
 greeted him with a bright,

   "T-G-I-F."

 He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

 She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
 slowly.

 He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

 The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled
 her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
 "T-G-I-F."

 The man smiled back to her and once again,
 "S-H-I-T."

 The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's
  Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

  The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry,
  Honey, It's Thursday -- duuhhh

"Repeat everything you hear....."

There was a blonde and she was tired of all the dumb blonde jokes. She went to a club and she met a man and he said:
"If you repeat everything you hear, everyone will think you're the smartest person ever."
The blonde took his advice and decided to repeat everything she heard.
The next day she went to a pre-school, the teacher asked a question, and all the little kids scream "ME! ME! ME!"
Then she went to a resteraunt, and she heard "Fork and knife."
Later she went to watch TV, when the commercial came on, she heard "Plug it in, plug it in."
The next day, a man was murdered.
The police didn't know who it was, so they asked. The blonde replied :
"ME! ME! ME!"
They took her to trial. They asked her what she killed him with, she replied:
"Fork and knife."
They told her she would have to be put in the electric chair. She replied:
"Plug it in, plug it in."