Got You

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." 

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. 

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

W.T.F

You know,i found this chick.I never forget why I can still remember the first time we meet.

REMEMBER THE 1ST TIME WE MEET

IT WAS RAINY DAY,I  STOPPED MY CAR AT THE PARKING

U WERE AT THE WINDOW,

I OPENED THE WINDOW & U SAID

HI ToUGH MAN.... 

I answered

Do U WANT TO COUPLE WITH ME  

                 

THE HOT CHICK SAID

NO,MINTA SEDEKAH BOLEH..................

S.P

Special Bird

One day,there was a people name James.He buy a special bird.


But his friend said to him 'Why do you think this bird is special'


James answerd 'Look at this'


He pull up his right hand and the bird sing POP music


When he pull up his left hand the bird sing NASYID


James's friend want to try out but raise up both of his hand.

The bird sing  ' One... by one.... you stupid @#$  h@#$ '

Funny Bitz!!!!

FUNNY CHEWING GUM JOKES & PUZLE


This is a joke about chewing gum but at the same time it puzzle


Q : How did the chewing gum CROSS the road ?


The answer actually is simple,you all know that when people toper chewing gum,it will stick to the shoes and maybe the chewing gum will stick to road.
That is how the chewing gum cross the road

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

 When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who
 greeted him with a bright,

   "T-G-I-F."

 He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

 She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
 slowly.

 He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

 The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled
 her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
 "T-G-I-F."

 The man smiled back to her and once again,
 "S-H-I-T."

 The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's
  Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

  The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry,
  Honey, It's Thursday -- duuhhh