Pendidikan Seks

Ujang merupakan seorang abah yang bijak dan penyayang...., suatu hari anaknya bernama Asey bertanyakan dia mengenai SEKS..


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Asey : abah, betul ke make love tu best?

Abah : haah, samalah best macam kamu korek hidung kamu!

Asey : tapi betul ke org pompuan lagi rasa best?
Abah : kalo kamu korek hidung, hidung kamu ke jari kamu yang rasa best?

Asey : tapi kenapa org pompuan tak suka diperkosa?
Abah : kalo kamu jalan2, tetiba ada org nak korek hidung kamu...

kamu suka tak?!

Asey : betul ke tak boleh buat tu masa datang bulan?
Abah : kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu nak korek jugak ke?!

Asey : kenapa org lelaki tak suka buat tu pakai kondom?
Abah : kamu suka tak korek hidung masa pakai sarung tangan?!

Asey : waaahhh... abah ni pandailah!
Abah : opkos...

p/s : klu nak main tue,nikah dulu erk..hehehehehe..
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Cinta dan Kentut

CINTA dan KENTUT tidak bisa ditahan, keduanya bisa menjadi lega bila terlaksana.

CINTA tertahan = Sengsara, KENTUT ditahan = Menderita

Kalau CINTA dan KENTUT keras bersuara, tentu perasaan kita lega.

CINTA terkesan malu-malu tapi mau, KENTUT bikin malu-maluin baunya.

CINTA tanpa rasa, bukan CINTA namanya, KENTUT tak berbau, bukan KENTUT namanya.

CINTA itu rapuh, KENTUT itu bau.

CINTA itu halus, KENTUT itu virus.

CINTA diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepayang, KENTUT diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepalang.

CINTA bagi kebanyakan orang muda, “Ahhh, CINTA monyet…!”

KENTUT didepan banyak orang, “Sialan, monyet lu…!”

CINTA dan KENTUT sama-sama sering dicari:

Kalau sudah CINTA: “Dimana engkau duhai kekasih?”

CINTA berlebih membuat orang terbuai, KENTUT berlebih membuat orang terkulai.

CINTA menyatukan persepsi, KENTUT menyatukan emosi.

The Smurfs (2011) R5 LiNE MKV Mediafire

The Smurfs (2011) R5 LiNE MKV Mediafire

Synopsis
When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours -- in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down

Genre
Animation | Comedy | Family

Info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/

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Subtitle
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Exorcismus (2010) 720p BRRip MKV Mediafire

Exorcismus (2010) 720p BRRip MKV Mediafire

Synopsis
Fifteen year-old Emma Evans has an argument with her mother Lucy since she wants to go to a concert in London with her friends Rose and Alex. Emma immediately has a convulsion and her family takes her to the hospital, but the doctors do not find any physical problem. Then her father John tries to convince his wife to send Emma to school, instead of homeschooling, but she prefers to keep Emma in the family-based education. Lucy sends her daughter to the psychoanalyst believing that she has psychological problems and Emma asks her friend Rose to record her session of hypnosis though the cellular but the doctor dies during the session. When Emma listens to the tape, she believes she is possessed by the devil and asks her parents to be submitted to an exorcism with her uncle, Priest Christopher Taylor. However her skeptical mother is against the ritual and recalls that Chris was responsible for the death of a teenager

Genre
Horror

Info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1322306/

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-- Territories (2010) DVDRip MKV Mediafire

Territories (2010) DVDRip MKV Mediafire

Synopsis
Five friends returning from a marriage in Canada return home to the United States. Not far from the border, two customs officers stop them to check their identity. Suspicious, they take their time especially with Jalil, a man of Arab origin. The situation worsens when a customs officerfinds a small bag of marijuana in the luggage. Then things degenerate rapidly: a customsofficer grabs the little dog that’s part of the group and slits open its belly to be sure it’s not a mule. When Gab makes a move, he’s shot. The customs officer orders the surviving friends to undress and put on orange coveralls. Gradually, it dawns on the four tourists that they are in the hands of former torturers

Genre
History | Horror

Info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1683970/

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-- Zookeeper (2011) 720p BRRip MKV Mediafire

Zookeeper (2011) 720p BRRip MKV Mediafire

Synopsis
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zookeeper (Kevin James) find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. woman.

Genre
Comedy | Family | Romance

Info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1222817/

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http://subscene.com/Zookeeper/subtitles-89153.aspx

Flypaper (2011) R5 LiNE MKV Mediafire

Flypaper (2011) R5 LiNE MKV Mediafire

Synopsis
A man caught in the middle of two simultaneous robberies at the same bank desperately tries to protect the teller with whom he's secretly in love.

Genre
Comedy | Crime

Info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1541160/

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Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon (2011) 720p BDRip MKV Mediafire

Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon (2011) 720p BDRip MKV Mediafire

Synopsis
The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the Moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets .

Genre
Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi

Info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1399103/

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Subtitle
http://subscene.com/Transformers-3-Dark-Of-The-Moon/subtitles-86777.aspx

Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon (2011) 1080p BDRip MKV Mediafire

Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon (2011) 1080p BDRip MKV Mediafire

Synopsis
The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the Moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets .

Genre
Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi

Info
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt139910
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